"They tried to make me go to Windows but I said 'no, no, no'"

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" Again with the soft-squishy morality police (yawn).
 
This is debian. This is a garden gone feral with the caretakers barking. Don't wander too far off the path, dorothy, lest you see things that offend your delicate mid-western sensibilities.
 
Creativity is chaos. This is the crucible where Linux and reality alloy. It should never be other than a wild and dangerous place.
 
Rules of behaviour belong in ubuntu. WE get to ride tricycles down the hallways and shout, 'yaw mutha' "

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 "It's warm in the crowd, but it stinks" -- Miroslav Krleža 

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   o__
   ,>/'_         o__
   (_)\(_)       ,>/'_          o__
A day may come  (_)\(_)         ,>/'_      o__
when the courage of men fails, (_)\(_)     ,>/'_
when we forsake our friends and break all (_)\(_)
bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day.
It is not this day!
This day we ride! 

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With a slight remixed from the original :)

 
Debian is the huge tits from which Ubuntu & many others all suckle.

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 You shouldn't be trusted to sit the right way 'round on a toilet 

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 you wanna be happy for a day? drink! You wanna be happy for a year? marry! You wanna be happy a lifetime? Be a gardener 

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 "The first one is a black hole. From there on, they get progressively darker." 

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  What is left to advise is  to live as modest and unobtrusively as possible. 
Not cause of good manners, those times are gone, 
but cause of the shame that even in capitalistic hell one still can breath the air 

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 Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.

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"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas."

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Wherever you'll be, let the winds go free

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 (nadir) a monkey can post rtfm 

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 (eickh) I noticed that Debian users had a certain superiority complex. Had an extra box one day, and decided to install Debian just so I'd be able to refute the braggarts. Inside of a month, all my boxes were Debian, and I was practicing my sneer.

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Funny trolls are fun. Trolls are just trolls (dean, the mean)

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"You all laugh because I am different. I laugh because you are all the same"

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Life is a dream for the wise a game for the fool a comedy for the rich and a tragedy for the poor 

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That sounds if you had only seen one forest in your life. Probably one with only one tree.

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The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck, is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.

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 "The manual said" Requires Windows Seven or higher. " So I installed Debian GNU / Linux" 

 Great minds speak about ideas. Small minds speak about other people.

 jason schaefer:
Arguing that you don’t care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don’t care about free speech because you have nothing to say.