applephone

ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, it’s applephone!
ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, it’s applephone!
i’ve got this feeling, steve jobs is stealing
for us to get together for blogging!

ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, it’s applephone!
king kong, king kong, king kong, king, c-rapple-phone!
it costs you bunches, there’s no free lunches
it’s a jest, it’s a pest- tellular, momular, youllgetbacktoher

ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, it’s apple’s phone!
hing hong, hing hong, hing hong, hing, it’s hapless phone!
it’s such baloney, it’s worse than sony
my error-prone lost-the-call-tone phone

don’t need quarters, don’t need dimes to call a friend of mine
just need another cell phone just to make a call sometimes
i’ll call for pizza, i’ll call my cat, when my phone wears a little rubber hat
i’ll place a call around the world, but not with this stupid old thing, thing, thing, thing

…f***ing thing!

ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, it’s apple’s phone!
but just look at all this bling, like rappers’ phones!
it’s a real lousy computer phone, i’m jumping up and down on this phone, a throw the goofythingaphone out the window too, oh yeah
my super-duper-but-stupider phone

it’s applephone, ring, ring, ring
(it’s a phone without appeal)
it’s applephone, ring, ring, ring
(now you can have a phone that eats it too)

it’s apple phone, ring, ring, ring
(this phone has two antennas!)
it’s apple phone -boop!- =connection lost= **dialtone**

 
(a parody of “bananaphone” by raffi)
license: cc0 creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0